Tuesday, August 20, 2013
In a city famous for its drinking culture, people watching is one of our main attractions. Here is a list of some of the best places to see the drunken hilarity in relative solace.
The exception to this list is Whole Foods on Magazine street. The people watching here is mostly yoga moms hopped up on Prozac and Xanax cocktails zig zagging around the store on a quest for bulk quinoa or organic Cheddar Bunnies.
If you enjoy talking shit about random strangers as much as I do, you'll love this list as a brief guide to the art of stealth commentary in a city that has some of the weirdest and most interesting people in the country. But be warned, this is New Orleans, and these people you are passively observing might overhear you talking about them. My advice? Use coded language. My favorite... DPHG. It stands for disproportionately hot girlfriend.